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Barbarian Soiree

By on Sep 11, 2016 in Fiction, Humor | Comments Off

“Blessed are those servants whom the master finds awake when he comes.” – Luke: 12:37    I text my girlfriend: “Maybe the menus are carved in stone.” A sophisticate in the waiting area talks on his cell, and gapes at a meat slab on a rotating spit. A teenage boy with jeans tighter than a court jester’s leggings detaches from his phone and snorts as a meat-bearer—they call these guys “gauchos”—passes him. Here at the bar, the carvings in the crown molding have all the refinement of a shore of bludgeoned seals. And that wainscoting? With the decorative edges?...

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