Posts by christopherfruge

Bro, I’m Gonna Get My Serenity on So Hard!

By on Sep 13, 2011 in Humor | Comments Off

(a prose apostrophe) It’s Friday night, dude. You know what that means. Meditation! Nothing better after a long week at work than centering your spirit through some wicked peaceful meditation techniques and then banging a chick’s aura. Don’t worry, man. I got it covered. I invited the ladies over to party tonight. I’ll play some sweet tuneage and set the thermostat to one-oh-five. It’s gonna get hot and steamy. Bikram Yoga, bitches! We’re going to do some deep stretching. You’re totally right. We have to pregame with some blazing. Let’s light...

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