Queenie's Counting Grouse
By Kent Clair Chamberlain

Queenie
Mailed pornography as an
Article of
Privilege

Royal were reported
Flushes, among shortened subjects,
Sufficing as
Literary
Criticism

Biffo the dog-pound barked
Evasive CANTOS at the
Impoliteness of the invading
Treehouse.

"Why don't I
Get any replies to my guided missives,
Or invisted to Tea-Stein?"
Groused the Crowned Stead, as she gazed,
Vociferously, at the shrinking
  Linoleum....

References to: Gertrude Stein (1874-1947) and Ezra Pound (1885-1972)