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 Dutch Courage: A History of Booze in America
By Joan Schonbeck  "John Barleycorn" came to America on the Mayflower. 
          Chances are he'd made earlier crossings in the company of men like "Eric 
          the Red," St. Brendan and Verrazano, but we have no proof. Equally, 
          there's no evidence of Barleycorn's presence at earlier settlements 
          like St. Augustine, Jamestown or Roanoke Island, though I'm strongly 
          inclined to believe that he was there. However, history provides unassailable 
          confirmation of his arrival in America in 1620. Pilgrim chronicler William 
          Bradford included him on the passenger list. John Alden, a cooper by 
          trade and later to be immortalized as demure Priscilla Mullens' bashful 
          suitor, was entrusted with babysitting the kegs of beer and hard liquor 
          that filled the Mayflower's hold. 
 The large quantity of alcoholic beverages toted across 
          the Atlantic in the small ship is not indicative of excessive drinking 
          among "Ye Saincts of Leyden." With more water sources polluted 
          than not in Europe, the Pilgrims, like most Europeans of their time, 
          simply drank more alcohol than water. Their "hydrophobia" 
          was so deeply ingrained that the discovery of drinkable water on Cape 
          Cod was an event worthy of being recorded for posterity:
 "As pleasant unto us as wine and beere had been in 
          foretimes!" exclaims William Bradford ecstatically in his description 
          of the crystal-clear spring they found while exploring the area around 
          Truro. 
 Despite that discovery, it is patently clear that beer 
          remained "pleasant unto them." It was a deciding factor in 
          their decision to settle at Plymouth. An attack by Cape Cod Indians, 
          an early nor'easter, and nearly drowning in Plymouth Bay hardly fazed 
          them, but when "their victuals were much spente.... especially 
          our beere", they wasted no time in settling upon Plymouth as their 
          new home. Later they would pass stringent laws against providing alcohol 
          to the natives, laws that became prototypes for those enacted across 
          the country. But early on, "Ye Saincts" weren't above giving 
          their Indian neighbors a little "cheer" if it suited their 
          purposes. On Massasoit's first visit to Plymouth in 1621, when the Pilgrims 
          were looking for a non-aggression pact, the Great Sachem was "given 
          a great draught of rum that made him sweate all over...", after 
          which he readily agreed to the pact. 
 Liquor was not a moral issue to the Pilgrims. They were 
          well used to English churchmen brewing and selling ale outside a church 
          after services, much as we might hold a church bazaar today. It was 
          alcohol abuse, considered idle pleasure and time wasting, which they 
          detested. Tipsy tipplers felt the lash and were locked in stocks. The 
          first liquor license in America was issued in Plymouth, and James Cole 
          ran its first tavern. Tavern owners were responsible for the conduct 
          of their guests (a notion recently rediscovered in America, thanks to 
          lawsuits). Apparently, Cole drank moderately, for no man would be issued 
          liquor license who "drinkes drunke himself". 
 Why or when early New Englanders began calling alcohol 
          "Dutch Courage" is lost in our misty past. It may simply have 
          grown out of the fact that the Pilgrims, in their earliest explorations 
          of this alien and frightening land, carried Holland Gin with them for 
          fortification. Or perhaps it was a snide dig at their nearest trading 
          rivals, the Dutch of New Amsterdam. From the day in 1626 when Peter 
          Minuit bought Manhattan Island for $24 worth of junk jewelry until the 
          British Navy drove them out in 1650, the Dutch were ever a thorn in 
          the Pilgrims' side. It was they, not the Pilgrims, who garnered the 
          lion's share of the region's lucrative fur trade. Perhaps in jealousy, 
          "Ye Saincts" supposed the Dutch needed courage from a bottle 
          to deal with Long Island Sound's fierce natives. (Or perhaps those Dutchmen 
          they met did indeed get their courage out of a bottle!) 
 Better known is that the infamous Thomas Morton held the 
          first recorded "orgies" in America. A colorful and unique 
          character, Morton was the Timothy Leary of his time. The brilliant Oxford-educated 
          aristocrat, barrister and con man sailed into Plymouth Harbor one day 
          in 1627, and things were never again quite the same for the dour "Saincts." 
          He developed an immediate fascination with the local Indians, convinced 
          that they were the descendents of the Ancient Trojans. (This seems to 
          have been based upon his notion that a lot of their words sounded like 
          Greek to him.) 
 Morton spent only a few weeks in Plymouth. He rounded 
          up the few fun-loving kindred souls he could find and headed north. 
          They settled at a place Morton named, prophetically, Merrymount, and 
          "merry" soon proved an understatement of life there. The Pilgrims' 
          "sainctly" ears were shortly burning with stories of debauchery 
          and revelry drifting out of Merrymount. Morton and his followers collected 
          a harem of Indian maidens and set up America's first Maypole for dancing. 
          Thomas Morton even wrote poetry for these bashes! Adding insult to injury, 
          the Merrymounters also had given the local natives guns and taught them 
          how to shoot. But the least-mentioned of all affronts may have been 
          the most important. Morton also cut into the Pilgrims' already desolate 
          fur trade. 
 The "Battle of Merrymount" should have been 
          a comic opera. Myles Standish, red-haired and with a temper to match, 
          and short even by Pilgrim standards, (they called him "Captaine 
          Shrimpe" behind his back) led a contingent of Plymouth men up to 
          Merrymount to "clean house." There they found Morton and his 
          men holed up in a garrison, armed to the hilt, and with a large reserve 
          of ammo. Unfortunately, the Merrymounters couldn't put this impressive 
          arsenal to use. They were too drunk to shoot straight. Hours of deafening 
          musket salvos produced only scores of shot-off tree limbs. Finally in 
          disgust, Morton and his men charged out to engage their enemies in hand-to-hand 
          combat. But they were also too tipsy to walk. One of Morton's men tripped 
          and fell on his sword, producing the only casualty. 
 At least that's Myles Standish's version of the fight. 
          Thomas Morton always claimed the Pilgrims snuck up on him, taking him 
          unawares. He further added that the Plymouth Militia were so inebriated 
          after his capture that he easily escaped. Whatever the truth was, Morton 
          did indeed escape. Ultimately, he was recaptured and deported to England. 
          Undaunted, he was soon back causing more headaches for "Ye Saincts." 
          Morton died, as the Pilgrims loved to point out, "old and crazy," 
          in Agamenticus (York), Maine. They never forgave him. Even as he lay 
          dying, Plymouth still rejoiced over reports that Morton "had sunk 
          so low he was content to drink water!" 
   
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