invent a catchy slogan
that rhymes with your name
buy the best adjectives.
think with your penis.

swear that poetry is dead
kill it with an axe.
slap someone across the head.
high 5 a stranger.    make him miss.

grow a porn mustache.
grab your crotch when you speak.
carry a luggage of verbs
do not use them.

roll your tongue in the mouth
then speak one word.
giggle at the news.
say hemingway was a pussy.

burp  when asked your name.
are you still with me?
grab your crotch again.
smile.